A man goes to see a psychologist
as he has a deep seated fear that even as an adult their are monsters living under his bed that may eat him.
He explains his fear and the psychologist says that while it’s a big problem(the man can hardly sleep any more after all) with a few years of therapy and the willingness to change who he is he may be able to help him. ‘A few years of therapy sounds expensive’ the man says, ‘it is‘ the therapist replies ‘but it’ll be worth it.‘
The man reluctantly agrees and books his first session.
He doesn’t turn up for it and the therapist thinks he must have gotten cold feet and thinks nothing more of it, a few years later he bumps into the man while out shopping and says ‘Hey, weren’t you the man with the monster phobia; why didn’t you ever commit to therapy?’ the man replies, ‘I don’t need to, I’m cured’ ‘I find that very hard to believe’ says the therapist, ‘what happened?’
‘well I was explaining to a friend that I was about to start a very expensive course of therapy for my fear of monsters under my bed and he said he could cure me for free’
‘really, what did he do?’ the therapist asks.
‘He came round my house and sawed the legs off of my bed!’..
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