Three facts about me: I have a 10 inch penis; I’ve slept with 100 women; and I convert all numbers to binary.
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Three facts about me: I have a 10 inch penis; I’ve slept with 100 women; and I convert all numbers to binary. ▪▪ Link ▪▪ Can Larry Bird still dunk? just donuts in milk at this point submitted by /u/rmrdrn [link] [comments] ▪▪ Link ▪▪ Late one night I was super bored so I went to the local tavern and sat down at the bar. The bartender comes over and asks me what I was up for tonight. I shrugged and told him to “surprise me.”He wrinkles his face, scratches his head for a bit and then says“I think I’ve […] I’ve made an app that warns people when they are about to fall over. I've called it Trip Advisor. submitted by /u/Greglebowski74 [link] [comments] ▪▪ Link ▪▪ I love telling dad jokes but I don’t have any children. Does that make me a Faux Pa? submitted by /u/BakerWaker1999 [link] [comments] ▪▪ Link ▪▪ Why don’t Germans tell any jokes? Too many forms to fill out. submitted by /u/bartropolis [link] [comments] ▪▪ Link ▪▪ All your base are belong to us ▪▪ Link ▪▪ No matter how much I pick my nose, I always seem to keep the same one. ▪▪ Link ▪▪ A man walks into a bar and sees a dog sitting at the other end of the bar drinking a glass of red wine. The man asks the bartender about the dog. The bartender says, “Yeah, he’s a Bordeaux collie.” submitted by /u/Historical-Buff777 [link] [comments] ▪▪ Link ▪▪ […] A tiger walks into a bar The bartender says, “What’ll it be?” The tiger says, ‘I’ll have one whisky neat, provided that said whisky is aged no less than 12 years in oak barrels sourced from Kentucky, distilled according to traditional methods as defined by federal regulations, served at precisely 65 degrees Fahrenheit in […] |
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