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A funeral home director places a help wanted ad for out-of-work actors. An actor shows up for an interview and asks, “What’s the job?” “It’s pretty simple,” the director says. “On the day of a funeral, you know how we load the casket into that long car?” “The hearse? Sure.” — […] What clothing does a programmer wear? Whatever is in the dress code. — LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Jul 15, 2026 What clothing does a programmer wear? Whatever is in the dress code. How much does it cost a single guy to live in London? Not much, just a small flat fee. — LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Jul 15, 2026 How much does it cost a single guy to live in London? Not much, just a small flat fee. […] Do you think Pavlov thought about feeding his dog every time he heard a bell ring? — LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Jul 15, 2026 Do you think Pavlov thought about feeding his dog every time he heard a bell ring? What do you call it when you write a second autobiography? A mequel. — LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Jul 15, 2026 What do you call it when you write a second autobiography? A mequel. Things that used to hurt my back: Jumping off garages Crashing my bike Falling out of trees Diving into the shallow end Contact sports Things that hurt my back now: Sneezing Mopping the floor Washing the dishes Cooking huge meals Brushing my teeth Tying my shoes Rolling over in — LaughBreak: […] I know it’s a long shot, but does anybody know what a trebuchet is? — LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Jul 15, 2026 I know it’s a long shot, but does anybody know what a trebuchet is? What do ghosts, hecklers and alcoholics all have in common? They’re all addicted to the boos. — LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Jul 15, 2026 What do ghosts, hecklers and alcoholics all have in common? They’re all addicted to the boos. @NotTodayEric Gonorrhea would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine. — LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Jul 15, 2026 @NotTodayEric Gonorrhea would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine. I got a job working at the toy factory making plastic Draculas for Halloween. There were only two of us on the production line so I had to make every second Count. — LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Jul 15, 2026 I got a job working at the […] |
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