A tiger walks into a bar
The bartender says, “What’ll it be?”
The tiger says, ‘I’ll have one whisky neat, provided that said whisky is aged no less than 12 years in oak barrels sourced from Kentucky, distilled according to traditional methods as defined by federal regulations, served at precisely 65 degrees Fahrenheit in a glass that has been cleaned with approved sanitizing solutions, and furthermore I reserve the right to refuse said beverage if it fails to meet these specifications as outlined in subsection A of my personal beverage consumption standards …”
The bartender says, “Whoa, whoa—why the long clause?”
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