Dressed to impress
A man was invited to a fancy ball and was really excited to attend, until he realised that he didn't have a suit fit for the occasion. So, he excitedly went shopping that evening to see if he could find one.
Luckily enough, there was one tailor's shop still open. He went in, picked out a suit and bought it. Just as he was about to walk out, he realised that he didn't have a tie, so he asked the tailor, "What tie would go with the suit that I've just bought?"
The tailor happily replied, "We've had a new tie come in this week that isn't your typical tie. It's made out of wood, but it's been extremely popular. In fact, there's just one left!"
So, the man jumped at the chance to buy it.
The following week, the man got dressed and looked at himself in the mirror before leaving for the ball. He thought he looked really dapper in his new suit and tie.
He walked into the ball with such confidence, but people started laughing. So, he walked up to one of his friends and asked, "What are people laughing about?"
His friend replied, "It's because of your tie. It's very stiff and looks funny."
Feeling a bit insecure, he walked away and approached another friend, asking the same question: "Why are people laughing?"
His friend said pretty much the same thing, explaining that his tie was a strange colour and looked very stiff. It just looked amusing.
Feeling a bit dejected, he walked over to another friend. But instead of asking him the same question, he said:
"I'd look better if I wasn't wearing this, wooden tie?"
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