A computer programmer goes to buy some bread.
On his way out, his wife says, “And while you’re there, get a carton of eggs.”
He never returned.
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Apr 15, 2026
A computer programmer goes to buy some bread.
On his way out, his wife says, “And while you’re there, get a carton of eggs.”
He never returned.