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Vegan: “The chicken you’re eating had a family.” Me: “That’s why I ordered the family bucket, no one gets left behind.” — LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 20, 2026 Vegan: “The chicken you’re eating had a family.” Me: “That’s why I ordered the family bucket, no one […] If pronouncing my B’s like V’s makes me sound Russian… Then Soviet. — LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 20, 2026 If pronouncing my B’s like V’s makes me sound Russian… Then Soviet. I was worried the surgeon performing my reverse amputation had a bad memory. But it turns out he re-membered me quite well. — LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 20, 2026 I was worried the surgeon performing my reverse amputation had a bad memory. But it turns out […] A farmer invested his last $1 million to research the effects of marijuana on cattle. The steaks had never been so high. — LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 20, 2026 A farmer invested his last $1 million to research the effects of marijuana on cattle. The steaks […] The IRS decides to audit Grandpa and summons him to the office. The auditor isn’t surprised when Grandpa shows up with his attorney. The auditor says, “Sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle with no full-time employment, which you claim is funded by gambling. That’s hard to — LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N […] People will say things like, “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them. — LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 19, 2026 People will say things like, “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them. What do you get when you cross a weatherman with a police officer? A freeze warning. — LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 19, 2026 What do you get when you cross a weatherman with a police officer? A freeze warning. Me: “I just accidentally hit ten parked cars and drove away.” ChatGPT: “Take a breath. This happens all the time, and honestly, you’re brave for making an impact. It’s not damage. It’s alignment.” — LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 19, 2026 Me: “I just accidentally hit ten […] Midwife services for sale. Can deliver. — LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 19, 2026 Midwife services for sale. Can deliver. I warned my friend Sam to never, ever, under any circumstance, sing. But Samsung anyway. — LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 19, 2026 I warned my friend Sam to never, ever, under any circumstance, sing. But Samsung anyway. |
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