Wife: “I’m sick of you pretending you’re a detective all the time. I think we should split up.”
Me: “Good idea. We can cover more ground that way.”
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Apr 18, 2026
Wife: “I’m sick of you pretending you’re a detective all the time. I think we should split up.”
Me: “Good idea. We can cover more ground that way.”