A husband walks into Victoria’s Secret to buy his wife a sheer nightgown.
The clerk shows him several options, ranging from $250 to $500. The sheerer the nightgown, the higher the price.
He chooses the sheerest one for $500 and heads home.
He gives it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, try it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs, his wife thinks, “It’s so sheer, it might as well be nothing! I’ll just model it naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.”
She steps out onto the balcony, completely naked, and strikes a pose.
The husband looks up and says, “Good grief! For $500, you’d think they’d at least iron it!”
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