A man walks into a German deli and offers to trade a seabird for a sausage.
Apparently, he’s taken a tern for the wurst. #########
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A man walks into a German deli and offers to trade a seabird for a sausage. Apparently, he’s taken a tern for the wurst. ######### @MediocreJoker85 A woman was convinced her husband was having an affair with the maid, so she decided to set a trap. One evening, she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend without telling her husband. That night, after they went to bed, her husband gave his usual excuse. “Excuse me, dear. My stomach is bothering […] A husband walks into Victoria’s Secret to buy his wife a sheer nightgown. The clerk shows him several options, ranging from $250 to $500. The sheerer the nightgown, the higher the price. He chooses the sheerest one for $500 and heads home. He gives it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, try […] @mattrife I took a nasty tumble while boarding a flight yesterday and ended up in the hospital. Luckily, the doctor said it’s just an airline fracture. ######### @MediocreJoker85 I made a movie about a glass jug. It was nominated for Best Pitcher. ######### @MediocreJoker85 Not ONE politician has texted me since Election Day. I really thought we had something special. ######### @MediocreJoker85 Kitchen remodelers are counter productive. ######### @MediocreJoker85 I just quit belly dancing. I no longer have the stomach for it. ######### @MediocreJoker85 An attorney arrived home late after a very difficult day trying to get a stay of execution for his client. His last-minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed, and he was feeling exhausted and depressed. As soon as he walked through the door, his wife started in on him. “What time of night […] What do you call a boy who’s half French and half Scottish? A oui lad. ######### @MediocreJoker85 |
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