Joke: November 7, 2026 at 06:44AM

A woman was convinced her husband was having an affair with the maid, so she decided to set a trap.

One evening, she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend without telling her husband.

That night, after they went to bed, her husband gave his usual excuse.

“Excuse me, dear. My stomach is bothering […]

Son: “Dad, can you please explain to me what a solar eclipse is?”

Son: “Dad, can you please explain to me what a solar eclipse is?”

Dad: “No sun.”

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What do you call a vampire’s ghost?

What do you call a vampire’s ghost?

Spectracula

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I never understood why people dislike vegans so much.

I never understood why people dislike vegans so much.

I’ve never had any beef with them

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When I got divorced, my wife and I fought over who would get the weed.

When I got divorced, my wife and I fought over who would get the weed.

In the end, the judge gave us both joint custody

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Coffee was voted …

Coffee was voted …

the #1 drink, but there were some absent Tea ballots.

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Joke: November 6, 2026 at 08:12PM

A husband walks into Victoria’s Secret to buy his wife a sheer nightgown.

The clerk shows him several options, ranging from $250 to $500. The sheerer the nightgown, the higher the price.

He chooses the sheerest one for $500 and heads home.

He gives it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, try […]

Joke: November 6, 2026 at 07:59PM

@mattrife I took a nasty tumble while boarding a flight yesterday and ended up in the hospital.

Luckily, the doctor said it’s just an airline fracture. #########

@MediocreJoker85

Joke: November 6, 2026 at 07:57PM

I made a movie about a glass jug.

It was nominated for Best Pitcher. #########

@MediocreJoker85

What do you call a table with no legs?

What do you call a table with no legs?

A very large board.

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