A woman was convinced her husband was having an affair with the maid, so she decided to set a trap.
One evening, she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend without telling her husband.
That night, after they went to bed, her husband gave his usual excuse.
“Excuse me, dear. My stomach is bothering me,” he said before heading to the bathroom.
The wife immediately got out of bed and slipped into the maid’s bed. She turned off the lights and waited.
When her husband returned, he quietly climbed into bed and wasted no time. He had his way with her without saying a word.
When he finished and was still catching his breath, the wife said, “You didn’t expect to find me in this bed, did you?”
She then switched on the light.
“No, ma’am,” replied the gardener.
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