I’m not saying I’m old… but when I was in school we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas #########
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I’m not saying I’m old… but when I was in school we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas ######### @Dadsaysjokes One day you’ll find someone that’s obsessed with you. It’s probably going to be a dog but it is what it is. ######### @Dadsaysjokes https://t.co/pFGdwVMSRH ######### @Dadsaysjokes https://t.co/TAAzeoVYuo ######### @Dadsaysjokes My boss asked me to make a business presentation and said I should start it with a joke… So, I put my pay slip on the first slide. ######### @Dadsaysjokes My mum just found out I replaced her bed with a trampoline. She hit the roof. ######### @Dadsaysjokes I put vodka in the lawnmower because gas was too expensive… Now the grass is half-cut! ######### @Dadsaysjokes It was 10 years ago today my best mate James came running out of the room shouting, “It’s a boy!” with tears streaming down his face. We never went back to Thailand. ######### @Dadsaysjokes My wife said she saw a bow tie made from solid mahogany. She said she nearly bought it for me but she didn’t think I would wear it. I replied “Wooden tie?” ######### @Dadsaysjokes What’s the name of the dude who is always well-prepared for anything? Justin Case. ######### @Dadsaysjokes |
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