When someone asks what my dream job is. Literally nothing.
Who dreams to have a job?
My only passion is to travel and eat good food. #########
@Dadsaysjokes
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When someone asks what my dream job is. Literally nothing. Who dreams to have a job? My only passion is to travel and eat good food. ######### @Dadsaysjokes I wish pets lived longer & life wasn’t so expensive, cake wouldn’t make you fat and people weren’t mean. ######### @Dadsaysjokes I already know how it will end… One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone. ######### @Dadsaysjokes Why age gracefully when you can age like an old cheese – full of character and slightly offensive. ######### @Dadsaysjokes https://t.co/M8mix8pf3M ######### @Dadsaysjokes My neighbor with huge boobs has been walking around topless all day in the garden. I wish his wife would do the same. ######### @Dadsaysjokes People who wash, dry, fold, and put away laundry all in the SAME day, are on a whole different level of adulting. ######### @Dadsaysjokes https://t.co/duyhSHNW1T ######### @Dadsaysjokes https://t.co/oyTUOEcHXn ######### @Dadsaysjokes I’m not saying I’m old… but when I was in school we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas ######### @Dadsaysjokes |
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