What do you call a boy who’s half French and half Scottish?
A oui lad. #########
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What do you call a boy who’s half French and half Scottish? A oui lad. ######### @MediocreJoker85 For once in my life, I’d like to be just the right amount of whelmed. ######### @MediocreJoker85 At one of his final concerts, Neil Diamond covered Queen’s “Pressure.” He’s been going by Neil Coal ever since. ######### @MediocreJoker85 All the fortune tellers I’ve visited are either really depressing or overly enthusiastic. I just wish I could find a happy medium. ######### @MediocreJoker85 At the end of his sermon each week, Father Richards offers an altar call, inviting anyone who needs prayer to come forward. Last week, Father Richards gave the invitation and was surprised to see Lee Johnson, a local roustabout, coming forward. “Brother Lee, what do you need prayer for today?” Father Richards asked. “My hearing,” […] I went to a busy pub last night dressed as a tennis ball. I got served straight away. ######### @MediocreJoker85 What happens when a microscope crashes into a telescope? They kaleidoscope. ######### @MediocreJoker85 An Open Letter to Shampoo and Conditioner Manufacturers To Whom It May Concern, I am writing to formally address a longstanding and increasingly frustrating issue with your product packaging. We need to talk about the bottles. Specifically, the complete lack of visual distinction between shampoo and conditioner bottles. I understand that branding, aesthetics, color palettes, […] @greg16676935420 Hey greg, is your refrigerator running? Because if so, I might vote for it. ######### @MediocreJoker85 Lot of nerve for my stomach to sit there and growl when the fat is literally right there for it to eat. ######### @MediocreJoker85 |
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