Late one night I was super bored so I went to the local tavern and sat down at the bar. The bartender comes over and asks me what I was up for tonight. I shrugged and told him to “surprise me.”He wrinkles his face, scratches his head for a bit and then says“I think I’ve got just the thing for you!”
He unzips his fly and a squirrel dressed in a little tuxedo pops out, tips his little top hat to me and scamperes out the front door.
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