Joke: April 16, 2026 at 05:49AM

A Russian, an American, and a British admiral are having a drink on an American aircraft carrier. They’re discussing the bravery of their sailors.

The Russian says, “I will demonstrate the bravery of our sailors.”

He calls a sailor over and says, “Jump off the ship. Swim under

— LaughBreak: Dad […]

Joke: April 16, 2026 at 01:34AM

Triscuits are the perfect snack for anyone who has ever wanted to eat wicker furniture.

— LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 16, 2026

Triscuits are the perfect snack for anyone who has ever wanted to eat wicker furniture.

Joke: April 15, 2026 at 10:48PM

My brother is dating a girl named Rosemary.

I just don’t know what he season her.

— LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 16, 2026

My brother is dating a girl named Rosemary.

I just don’t know what he season her.

Joke: April 15, 2026 at 07:59PM

Word of advice, guys: when your wife asks what’s on TV, do not say “dust.” Learned that today.

— LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 16, 2026

Word of advice, guys: when your wife asks what’s on TV, do not say “dust.” Learned that today.

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Joke: April 15, 2026 at 05:13PM

I tried explaining the definition of a palindrome to my wife.

But I got it all backwards.

— LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 16, 2026

I tried explaining the definition of a palindrome to my wife.

But I got it all backwards.

Joke: April 15, 2026 at 02:25PM

Why are computers like air conditioners?

They stop working properly when you open too many windows.

— LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 15, 2026

Why are computers like air conditioners?

They stop working properly when you open too many windows.

Joke: April 15, 2026 at 12:51PM

Not gonna lie, this might be the best comment section I’ve ever had. Y’all went crazy on this one. Love it 😆

— LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 15, 2026

Not gonna lie, this might be the best comment section I’ve ever had. Y’all went crazy on […]

Joke: April 15, 2026 at 12:49PM

Not gonna lie, this might be the best comment section I’ve ever had. Y’all went crazy on this one. Love it 😆 https://t.co/B955MEuc02

— LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 15, 2026

Not gonna lie, this might be the best comment section I’ve ever had. Y’all went crazy […]

Joke: April 15, 2026 at 11:32AM

If I still don’t know what you said after three ‘what’s,’ I’m just going to smile, nod, and hope I didn’t agree to help you move next weekend.

— LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 15, 2026

If I still don’t know what you said after three ‘what’s,’ […]

Joke: April 15, 2026 at 08:52AM

Definitely need some comprehensive training before I start my new job at the restaurant.

I just can’t wait.

— LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 15, 2026

Definitely need some comprehensive training before I start my new job at the restaurant.

I just can’t wait.

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