A Russian, an American, and a British admiral are having a drink on an American aircraft carrier. They’re discussing the bravery of their sailors.
The Russian says, “I will demonstrate the bravery of our sailors.”
He calls a sailor over and says, “Jump off the ship. Swim under
— LaughBreak: Dad […]
Triscuits are the perfect snack for anyone who has ever wanted to eat wicker furniture.
— LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 16, 2026
Triscuits are the perfect snack for anyone who has ever wanted to eat wicker furniture.
My brother is dating a girl named Rosemary.
I just don’t know what he season her.
— LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 16, 2026
My brother is dating a girl named Rosemary.
I just don’t know what he season her.
Word of advice, guys: when your wife asks what’s on TV, do not say “dust.” Learned that today.
— LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 16, 2026
Word of advice, guys: when your wife asks what’s on TV, do not say “dust.” Learned that today.
[…]
I tried explaining the definition of a palindrome to my wife.
But I got it all backwards.
— LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 16, 2026
I tried explaining the definition of a palindrome to my wife.
But I got it all backwards.
Why are computers like air conditioners?
They stop working properly when you open too many windows.
— LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 15, 2026
Why are computers like air conditioners?
They stop working properly when you open too many windows.
Not gonna lie, this might be the best comment section I’ve ever had. Y’all went crazy on this one. Love it 😆
— LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 15, 2026
Not gonna lie, this might be the best comment section I’ve ever had. Y’all went crazy on […]
Not gonna lie, this might be the best comment section I’ve ever had. Y’all went crazy on this one. Love it 😆 https://t.co/B955MEuc02
— LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 15, 2026
Not gonna lie, this might be the best comment section I’ve ever had. Y’all went crazy […]
If I still don’t know what you said after three ‘what’s,’ I’m just going to smile, nod, and hope I didn’t agree to help you move next weekend.
— LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 15, 2026
If I still don’t know what you said after three ‘what’s,’ […]
Definitely need some comprehensive training before I start my new job at the restaurant.
I just can’t wait.
— LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 15, 2026
Definitely need some comprehensive training before I start my new job at the restaurant.
I just can’t wait.
[…]
|