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Finally sold my collection of antique puppets. A collector offered me a load of money to take them off my hands. — LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 17, 2026 Finally sold my collection of antique puppets. A collector offered me a load of money to take them […] The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers. “We’re sorry, Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife,” said one trooper. “Tell me! Did you find her?” Wilkens shouted. — LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N […] What do you call a knight that ventured too far into enemy territory? Sir Rounded. — LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 17, 2026 What do you call a knight that ventured too far into enemy territory? Sir Rounded. I didn’t think I’d fail my origami exam. But that’s just how things unfolded. — LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 17, 2026 I didn’t think I’d fail my origami exam. But that’s just how things unfolded. Wife: “I’m pregnant.” Dad: “Hi pregnant, I’m dad.” Wife: “Um about that…” — LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 16, 2026 Wife: “I’m pregnant.” Dad: “Hi pregnant, I’m dad.” Wife: “Um about that…” I invented a new game called mental bowling. You’ve got to be in the right frame of mind for it. — LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 16, 2026 I invented a new game called mental bowling. You’ve got to be in the right frame of mind for […] Would’ve saved my Tooth Fairy money if I knew life was gonna be like this. — LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 16, 2026 Would’ve saved my Tooth Fairy money if I knew life was gonna be like this. Just read an article that said most men don’t know their wives’ favorite flower. I must be one of the good few, I know my wife’s favorite is self-rising. — LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 16, 2026 Just read an article that said most men don’t know […] A Russian, an American, and a British admiral are having a drink on an American aircraft carrier. They’re discussing the bravery of their sailors. The Russian says, “I will demonstrate the bravery of our sailors.” He calls a sailor over and says, “Jump off the ship. Swim under — LaughBreak: Dad […] Triscuits are the perfect snack for anyone who has ever wanted to eat wicker furniture. — LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 16, 2026 Triscuits are the perfect snack for anyone who has ever wanted to eat wicker furniture. |
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