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A man walks into a bar and orders a cocktail… While the bartender’s making it, the man looks around and notices there’s an elephant at the other end of the bar. The bartender serves the man his drink, and the man says, “Thanks, but why is there an elephant in the room?” The bartender […] Could someone please tell me how to explain to my dogs that their dinner will be an hour later due to daylight savings time? ▪▪ Link ▪▪ Why don’t we pronounce the meow in homeowner? ▪▪ Link ▪▪ Restaurant Menu TRUE STORY I was working in a restaurant for several years. On a very busy night, I was helping out with the seating. I showed seats to a party of four and when I went to give them the menus, I realised we only had one menu left. As I placed the […] Most suitable UK festival for Nazi children? Mein Kampf Bestival. submitted by /u/leekertrondem [link] [comments] ▪▪ Link ▪▪ Dressed to impress A man was invited to a fancy ball and was really excited to attend, until he realised that he didn't have a suit fit for the occasion. So, he excitedly went shopping that evening to see if he could find one. Luckily enough, there was one tailor's shop still open. He […] The Bathroom scale The wife of a Mathematics teacher buys her husband a bathroom Scale. He excitedly exclaims that now he can tell how much his poop weighs. The wife, a bit Puzzled, asks, how? The Husband says, well if I take my weight before and after, I can take the difference, and it […] A zebra is… Something a woman with a massive chest would wear. submitted by /u/DENelson83 [link] [comments] ▪▪ Link ▪▪ Who are Pitbull’s favorite Disney characters? Chip and "Da-le!" submitted by /u/hateuscusanus [link] [comments] ▪▪ Link ▪▪ Conjunctivitis.com – that’s a site for sore eyes ▪▪ Link ▪▪ |
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