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I saw a poster today. Someone was asking, “Have you seen my cat?” So I called the number and told them I hadn’t. I like to help where I can. — LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 19, 2026 I saw a poster today. Someone was asking, “Have […] When my friend Joyce learned she could clone herself, she rejoiced. — LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 19, 2026 When my friend Joyce learned she could clone herself, she rejoiced. Does anyone know how to get peanut butter out of hair? I made myself a sandwich earlier. — LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 18, 2026 Does anyone know how to get peanut butter out of hair? I made myself a sandwich earlier. Me: Can’t wait to get a full night of sleep tonight. My brain, 3am: What were electric eels called before electricity was discovered? — LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 18, 2026 Me: Can’t wait to get a full night of sleep tonight. My brain, 3am: What were […] Today I’ll be posting my jokes telepathically. So if you think of something funny, that was me. — LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 18, 2026 Today I’ll be posting my jokes telepathically. So if you think of something funny, that was me. A prince was cursed to speak only one word a year. If he saved his words, they’d roll over — two words after two years, three after three, and so on. One day, he fell in love with a beautiful lady. Determined to get it right, he kept silent for two […] In the year 2226, no one argued anymore. Mostly because what they wanted to say never landed in its intended form. The technology formerly known as “Autocorrect” had long since evolved from a helpful texting feature into something far more sentient-grade: the SLA, or Singular — LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More […] Optimal time to reheat fish in the microwave? Tuna half minutes. — LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 18, 2026 Optimal time to reheat fish in the microwave? Tuna half minutes. I like to bake my bread in the shape of various percussion instruments. Drum roll, please. — LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 18, 2026 I like to bake my bread in the shape of various percussion instruments. Drum roll, please. Wife: “I’m sick of you pretending you’re a detective all the time. I think we should split up.” Me: “Good idea. We can cover more ground that way.” — LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 18, 2026 Wife: “I’m sick of you pretending you’re a detective all the […] |
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