Joke: April 17, 2026 at 05:23AM

Adam and Eve were the first people to ignore the Apple Terms and Conditions.

— LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 17, 2026

Adam and Eve were the first people to ignore the Apple Terms and Conditions.

Joke: April 17, 2026 at 02:32AM

Finally sold my collection of antique puppets.

A collector offered me a load of money to take them off my hands.

— LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 17, 2026

Finally sold my collection of antique puppets.

A collector offered me a load of money to take them […]

Joke: April 16, 2026 at 11:45PM

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.

“We’re sorry, Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife,” said one trooper.

“Tell me! Did you find her?” Wilkens shouted.

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Joke: April 16, 2026 at 09:04PM

What do you call a knight that ventured too far into enemy territory?

Sir Rounded.

— LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 17, 2026

What do you call a knight that ventured too far into enemy territory?

Sir Rounded.

Joke: April 16, 2026 at 06:13PM

I didn’t think I’d fail my origami exam.

But that’s just how things unfolded.

— LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 17, 2026

I didn’t think I’d fail my origami exam.

But that’s just how things unfolded.

Joke: April 16, 2026 at 03:31PM

Wife: “I’m pregnant.”

Dad: “Hi pregnant, I’m dad.”

Wife: “Um about that…”

— LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 16, 2026

Wife: “I’m pregnant.”

Dad: “Hi pregnant, I’m dad.”

Wife: “Um about that…”

Joke: April 16, 2026 at 12:34PM

I invented a new game called mental bowling.

You’ve got to be in the right frame of mind for it.

— LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 16, 2026

I invented a new game called mental bowling.

You’ve got to be in the right frame of mind for […]

Joke: April 16, 2026 at 09:47AM

Would’ve saved my Tooth Fairy money if I knew life was gonna be like this.

— LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 16, 2026

Would’ve saved my Tooth Fairy money if I knew life was gonna be like this.

Joke: April 16, 2026 at 07:06AM

Just read an article that said most men don’t know their wives’ favorite flower.

I must be one of the good few, I know my wife’s favorite is self-rising.

— LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 16, 2026

Just read an article that said most men don’t know […]

Joke: April 16, 2026 at 05:49AM

A Russian, an American, and a British admiral are having a drink on an American aircraft carrier. They’re discussing the bravery of their sailors.

The Russian says, “I will demonstrate the bravery of our sailors.”

He calls a sailor over and says, “Jump off the ship. Swim under

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