When I see smiling happy housewives on TV using cleaning products the only thing I want to buy is the meds they must be on.

When I see smiling happy housewives on TV using cleaning products the only thing I want to buy is the meds they must be on.

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Swedish Navy

Swedish Navy

Why did Sweden paint bar codes on all of their war ships? Because when the ships came back to port they wanted to Scandinavian.

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My son asked how Viking sailors communicated…

My son asked how Viking sailors communicated…

I told him "its simple, they used Norse Code"

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The Careless Car Owner

The Careless Car Owner My husband was preaching his first full-length series of evangelistic meetings to a small and casual crowd. The sermon on health included an illustration of a careless car owner who damaged his car by failing to read the manual and care for it.

As my husband described the young man and […]

What’s the hardest part about rollerblading?

What’s the hardest part about rollerblading?

Telling your parents that you’re gay.

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Knock knock

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Neetentya

Neetanya Who?

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Daily Joke for Nov 06, 2026

Travelling

Here’s a little tip from me to you as an experienced traveler. Wake-up calls are the worst way to wake up. The phone rings, it’s loud and you can’t turn it down.

I leave the number of the room next to me. It just rings very quietly and you hear a guy […]

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Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

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A man goes to see a psychologist

A man goes to see a psychologist

as he has a deep seated fear that even as an adult their are monsters living under his bed that may eat him.

He explains his fear and the psychologist says that while it’s a big problem(the man can hardly sleep any more after all) with […]