Ever since I got a clock implanted in my brain, I’ve been having second thoughts.

— LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 14, 2026

Ever since I got a clock implanted in my brain, I’ve been having second thoughts.

A man is driving down the road when a police officer pulls him over.

The officer looks in the back of the truck and sees a bunch of penguins.

He says, “Why are there penguins in your truck?”

The man replies, “They’re mine.”

The officer says, “You need to take them to […]

I bought a new shelf at Home Depot, and the guy asked if I was going to put it up myself.

I said, “No, I’m putting it in the living room.”

— LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 13, 2026

I bought a new shelf at Home Depot, […]

Pringles are great, but until I can twist the bottom of the can and raise the chips like ChapStick, instead of going elbow-deep like I’m delivering a calf… I’m not impressed.

— LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 13, 2026

Pringles are great, but until I can twist […]

A woman wanted to see how her husband would react if she left him.

She wrote him a letter saying she was tired of him and didn’t want to live with him anymore. Then she left it on the bedroom table and hid under the bed.

When he got home, he saw […]