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Definitely need some comprehensive training before I start my new job at the restaurant. I just can’t wait. — LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 15, 2026 Definitely need some comprehensive training before I start my new job at the restaurant. I just can’t wait. […] What do you call a reindeer who can write with both hooves? Bambidextrous. — LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 15, 2026 What do you call a reindeer who can write with both hooves? Bambidextrous. A computer programmer goes to buy some bread. On his way out, his wife says, “And while you’re there, get a carton of eggs.” He never returned. — LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 15, 2026 A computer programmer goes to buy some bread. On his way out, […] If Milli Vanilli made that big of an impact on the music industry, imagine what one full Vanilli could do. — LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 15, 2026 If Milli Vanilli made that big of an impact on the music industry, imagine what one full Vanilli could […] Today, I was conned into buying a broken old mirror. I’m afraid it’s going to reflect poorly on me. — LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 15, 2026 Today, I was conned into buying a broken old mirror. I’m afraid it’s going to reflect poorly on me. […] @elonmusk A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity so I returned it to the store. They gave me another one free of charge. — LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 15, 2026 @elonmusk A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity so I returned it […] A woman is in bed with her lover when she suddenly hears her husband opening the front door. Panicking, she whispers, “Quick, stand in the corner! Don’t move. Close your eyes and pretend you’re a statue.” Moments later, her husband walks into the bedroom and notices the figure. — LaughBreak: Dad […] What candy do scientists love? Experimints. — LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 14, 2026 What candy do scientists love? Experimints. Got stuck behind a car today with the license plate ‘G4ND4LF.’ He wouldn’t let me pass. — LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 14, 2026 Got stuck behind a car today with the license plate ‘G4ND4LF.’ He wouldn’t let me pass. A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client and said, “Saul, I have some good news and some bad news.” The collector replied, “I’ve had a terrible day. Let’s hear the good news first.” The attorney said, “I met with your wife today, and she told — […] |
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