I like to bake my bread in the shape of various percussion instruments.
Drum roll, please.
— LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 18, 2026
I like to bake my bread in the shape of various percussion instruments.
Drum roll, please.
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