Joke: April 17, 2026 at 10:02PM

I like to bake my bread in the shape of various percussion instruments.

Drum roll, please.

— LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 18, 2026

I like to bake my bread in the shape of various percussion instruments.

Drum roll, please.

Joke: April 17, 2026 at 07:17PM

Wife: “I’m sick of you pretending you’re a detective all the time. I think we should split up.”

Me: “Good idea. We can cover more ground that way.”

— LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 18, 2026

Wife: “I’m sick of you pretending you’re a detective all the […]

Joke: April 17, 2026 at 04:28PM

What do you call a king and queen with no children?

A receding heirline.

— LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 17, 2026

What do you call a king and queen with no children?

A receding heirline.

Joke: April 17, 2026 at 03:50PM

This recipe calls for five cubed potatoes, but I have no idea how I’m supposed to fit 125 potatoes in this pan.

— LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 17, 2026

This recipe calls for five cubed potatoes, but I have no idea how I’m supposed to fit […]

Joke: April 17, 2026 at 12:31PM

@PicturesFoIder If you lose your khakis in Texas, it means you can’t find your pants.

If you lose your khakis in Boston, it means you can’t start your car.

— LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 17, 2026

@PicturesFoIder If you lose your khakis in Texas, it […]

Joke: April 17, 2026 at 12:30PM

@TiffanyFong Shouldn’t British websites use biscuits?

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@TiffanyFong Shouldn’t British websites use biscuits?

Joke: April 17, 2026 at 12:28PM

@dogeofficialceo What’s the difference between black eyed peas and chickpeas?

Black eyed peas can sing us a song and chickpeas can only hummus one.

— LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 17, 2026

@dogeofficialceo What’s the difference between black eyed peas and chickpeas?

Black eyed peas can sing […]

Joke: April 17, 2026 at 10:52AM

Never get behind Satan at the DMV.

For the devil takes many forms.

— LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 17, 2026

Never get behind Satan at the DMV.

For the devil takes many forms.

Joke: April 17, 2026 at 08:08AM

Hotels: This is a place to relax, unwind, and take it easy.

Also hotels: We stop serving breakfast at sunrise.

— LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 17, 2026

Hotels: This is a place to relax, unwind, and take it easy.

Also hotels: We stop serving breakfast at […]

Joke: April 17, 2026 at 05:23AM

Adam and Eve were the first people to ignore the Apple Terms and Conditions.

— LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) Apr 17, 2026

Adam and Eve were the first people to ignore the Apple Terms and Conditions.