Not ONE politician has texted me since Election Day.
I really thought we had something special. #########
@MediocreJoker85
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Not ONE politician has texted me since Election Day. I really thought we had something special. ######### @MediocreJoker85 When someone asks what my dream job is. Literally nothing. Who dreams to have a job? My only passion is to travel and eat good food. ######### @Dadsaysjokes I wish pets lived longer & life wasn’t so expensive, cake wouldn’t make you fat and people weren’t mean. ######### @Dadsaysjokes I already know how it will end… One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone. ######### @Dadsaysjokes Why age gracefully when you can age like an old cheese – full of character and slightly offensive. ######### @Dadsaysjokes https://t.co/M8mix8pf3M ######### @Dadsaysjokes The Tailor presented at the sewing conference without any notes or preparation. He talked completely off the cuff. submitted by /u/lnc_gomes [link] [comments] ▪▪ Link ▪▪ Kitchen remodelers are counter productive. ######### @MediocreJoker85 I just quit belly dancing. I no longer have the stomach for it. ######### @MediocreJoker85 An attorney arrived home late after a very difficult day trying to get a stay of execution for his client. His last-minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed, and he was feeling exhausted and depressed. As soon as he walked through the door, his wife started in on him. “What time of night […] |
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