My neighbor with huge boobs has been walking around topless all day in the garden.
I wish his wife would do the same. #########
@Dadsaysjokes
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My neighbor with huge boobs has been walking around topless all day in the garden. I wish his wife would do the same. ######### @Dadsaysjokes People who wash, dry, fold, and put away laundry all in the SAME day, are on a whole different level of adulting. ######### @Dadsaysjokes What do you call a boy who’s half French and half Scottish? A oui lad. ######### @MediocreJoker85 https://t.co/duyhSHNW1T ######### @Dadsaysjokes For once in my life, I’d like to be just the right amount of whelmed. ######### @MediocreJoker85 https://t.co/oyTUOEcHXn ######### @Dadsaysjokes At one of his final concerts, Neil Diamond covered Queen’s “Pressure.” He’s been going by Neil Coal ever since. ######### @MediocreJoker85 I’m not saying I’m old… but when I was in school we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas ######### @Dadsaysjokes All the fortune tellers I’ve visited are either really depressing or overly enthusiastic. I just wish I could find a happy medium. ######### @MediocreJoker85 One day you’ll find someone that’s obsessed with you. It’s probably going to be a dog but it is what it is. ######### @Dadsaysjokes |
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