My mum just found out I replaced her bed with a trampoline.
She hit the roof. #########
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My mum just found out I replaced her bed with a trampoline. She hit the roof. ######### @Dadsaysjokes Somebody glued my favorite deck of cards together, and honestly, I’m having a really hard time dealing with it. ######### @MediocreJoker85 I put vodka in the lawnmower because gas was too expensive… Now the grass is half-cut! ######### @Dadsaysjokes It was 10 years ago today my best mate James came running out of the room shouting, “It’s a boy!” with tears streaming down his face. We never went back to Thailand. ######### @Dadsaysjokes My wife said she saw a bow tie made from solid mahogany. She said she nearly bought it for me but she didn’t think I would wear it. I replied “Wooden tie?” ######### @Dadsaysjokes What’s the name of the dude who is always well-prepared for anything? Justin Case. ######### @Dadsaysjokes https://t.co/0aD2WeCLmt ######### @Dadsaysjokes Why are demons and ghouls always together? Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend. ######### @Dadsaysjokes Why don’t Witches ride their brooms when they’re angry and upset? Because they’re afraid of flying off the handle! ######### @Dadsaysjokes Why don’t vampires have many friends? They’re a real pain in the neck. ######### @Dadsaysjokes |
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