Joke: November 4, 2026 at 10:11AM

At the end of his sermon each week, Father Richards offers an altar call, inviting anyone who needs prayer to come forward.

Last week, Father Richards gave the invitation and was surprised to see Lee Johnson, a local roustabout, coming forward.

“Brother Lee, what do you need prayer for today?” Father Richards asked.

“My hearing,” […]

Joke: November 4, 2026 at 09:14AM

https://t.co/pFGdwVMSRH #########

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Joke: November 4, 2026 at 01:24AM

I went to a busy pub last night dressed as a tennis ball.

I got served straight away. #########

@MediocreJoker85

Joke: November 3, 2026 at 08:01PM

What happens when a microscope crashes into a telescope?

They kaleidoscope. #########

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Joke: November 3, 2026 at 02:47PM

An Open Letter to Shampoo and Conditioner Manufacturers

To Whom It May Concern,

I am writing to formally address a longstanding and increasingly frustrating issue with your product packaging.

We need to talk about the bottles.

Specifically, the complete lack of visual distinction between shampoo and conditioner bottles.

I understand that branding, aesthetics, color palettes, […]

Joke: November 3, 2026 at 12:45PM

@greg16676935420 Hey greg, is your refrigerator running?

Because if so, I might vote for it. #########

@MediocreJoker85

Joke: November 3, 2026 at 12:37PM

https://t.co/TAAzeoVYuo #########

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Joke: November 3, 2026 at 09:31AM

Lot of nerve for my stomach to sit there and growl when the fat is literally right there for it to eat. #########

@MediocreJoker85

Joke: November 2, 2026 at 12:35PM

My boss asked me to make a business presentation and said I should start it with a joke…

So, I put my pay slip on the first slide. #########

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Joke: November 2, 2026 at 12:33PM

My mum just found out I replaced her bed with a trampoline.

She hit the roof. #########

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