Joke: November 5, 2026 at 07:09PM

I just quit belly dancing.

I no longer have the stomach for it.
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@MediocreJoker85

Andy Green reunited with coaching buddy Johnny Washington on Mets’ hitting staff

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Andy Green reunited with coaching buddy Johnny Washington on Mets’ hitting staff

What’s the hardest part about rollerblading?

What’s the hardest part about rollerblading?

Telling your parents that you’re gay.

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Neetentya

Neetanya Who?

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Newport Beach City Council incumbents headed to second terms, Measure H fails

From ocregister.com

Joe Stapleton, Erik Weigand and Lauren Kleiman have maintained their leads since the close of polls Tuesday and appear poised for second terms on the Newport Beach City Council.

Councilmember Robyn Grant already secured her return with no challenger in District 4.

Tina Babajanians jumped into the District 1 race, attempting to unseat incumbent Stapleton, but he continued to lead with nearly 70% of the vote as of Thursday night’s update of ballot counting in Orange County.

In District 3, incumbent Weigand faced challenges from Walter Stahr and Tim Stoaks, but on Thursday he comfortably led his two opponents with 59% of the vote.

And incumbent Kleiman remained ahead on Thursday, with almost 56% of the vote in District 6, over challenger Andrew Gerken.

At the same time, Measure H, a resident-sponsored initiative dealing with housing development, appears headed for failure with more than 67% of voters opposed.

Stapleton attributed his success to him showing up and communicating actively with residents.

“We broke the record in fundraising and knocked on a lot of doors and talked to the people,” he said. “I think people enjoyed that.”

Along with thanking residents for giving him more time on the council, he also thanked his family, volunteers, “and everyone who believed in the promise to keep Newport, Newport.”

He said he will now focus on finishing Fire Station 1, delivering a passive park at Lower Castaways, continuing to pay down the city’s pension liability, protecting the airport settlement agreement, and restoring the city’s beaches.

“I’m grateful for the trust the community has placed in me,” he said.

Weigand said he is also honored by the response he got from voters.

“I’m honored that Newport Beach voters looked past the noise to recognize the hard work that me and my colleagues have delivered over the past four years,” he said. “I’m committed to ensuring Newport Beach remains safe and free from overreaching state policies that threaten our local control.”

Weigand acknowledged there will be challenges ahead but promised to work hard for the community while delivering results.

Kleiman credited her success with running on her record.

“I have worked tirelessly to protect the safety and quality of life we covet in Newport Beach,” she said. “I am grateful for the confidence of the voters and the support of residents, business owners, police and firefighters.”

Mostly, she said, she is looking forward to putting the “needless division and negativity of this election cycle” behind and focusing on preparing and protecting the community from continued El Niño impacts predicted to hit the Orange County coastline hard on Thanksgiving and Christmas Day.

Newport Beach councilmembers represent seven geographic districts, but all voters elect them. All three incumbents first joined the council in 2022.

Also on the ballot for voters in Newport Beach was Measure H.

Sponsored by the Newport Beach Stewardship Association, the measure proposed reducing the number of units the city includes in its state-mandated housing element by 65%.

The housing plan the City Council adopted in July 2024, and the state later approved, envisions 8,174 new housing units in Newport Beach. The city isn’t expected to build those units, just to have zoning and planning in place for their development.

Sponsors of the initiative say the number should be reduced to 2,900 units to meet the state’s Regional Housing Needs Allocation across the five areas where city officials have proposed developments would best go.

Three council members penned arguments against the measure ahead of the election, saying it was asking voters to discard “years of professional planning and public input in favor of a ballot-box rewrite” and could put the city at odds with the state.

Another three measures sponsored by the Newport Beach Stewardship Association had been ordered by an Orange County Superior Court judge to appear before voters as part of a special city election to also be held on Tuesday at the same time, but administered separately, as the general election. But the city announced in late October that it lacked the necessary voter information from the Orange County Registrar of Voters and the state to proceed with a viable election.

City Manager Seimone Jurjis said Thursday that a new court date has not been set.

The OC Registrar of Voters will update results of vote counting in Orange County daily, except on weekends, at 5 p.m. until the process is complete.

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Controversial plan for rocks, seawalls and sand approved to protect rail in San Clemente

From ocregister.com

The Orange County Transportation Authority has the green light to add to rock revetments and build a 1,223-foot-long seawall along south San Clemente to protect train tracks where they run beachfront from a threatening sea; a plan that also includes adding sand to the north and south ends of town as a buffer between the tracks and the ocean.

The agency’s controversial proposal was approved by the California Coastal Commission on Thursday, Nov. 5. Dozens of speakers called for not just one big shot of sand, but for requirements that a sandy beach is maintained as part of mitigation for erosion damage following years of rock dumping to armor the train tracks against the waves.

As a compromise, the commissioners added a study period of five years to assess whether the 450,000 cubic yards of sand planned for the southernmost stretch of San Clemente is enough mitigation in light of the nearly 50,000 tons of rip rap previously installed along the beachside tracks, and the 2,100 tons of new rock embankment to be added. It is estimated the additional boulders will take up about 3.5 acres of beach space.

Another 250,000 cubic yards of sand will be placed between the San Clemente Pier and North Beach, the total making for the largest sand replenishment project in decades to happen in South Orange County.

The sand project is expected to cost nearly $100 million, a third of the $305 million in state and federal funds earmarked for protecting the vulnerable rail corridor.

Coastal Commission CEO Kate Huckelbridge said the discussion highlights the stark realities and challenges the state is facing up and down the coast, especially apparent this year with forecasted El Niño, she said.

“We have to figure out how we are going to adapt our coastlines in a way that still provides the services and benefits that we all have grown accustomed to, but we don’t lose our beaches as a result,” Huckelbridge said. “And we are really in danger of that happening. And so here, today, we are trying to find a solution.

“These are the challenges that we’re gonna face as a body, and it’s gonna get harder and harder and more intense.”

The 10-year permit granted to the OCTA comes with several mitigations, such as creating public access improvements and a long-term railroad adaptation study, and the five-year check-in to see if the sand mitigation plan is adequate.

Many speakers called on the OCTA to maintain a beach width between 50 and 80 feet, with a threshold set for when beaches would need to be re-nourished, rather than a one-shot supply. While several commissioners agreed, staff said not enough information was available and such a requirement needed more study.

The five-year study to assess how long the sand will stay in place, what it would cost to maintain a wide beach and other environmental factors, and whether OCTA should do more to mitigate damage was added following hours of discussion Thursday.

Environmentalists and critics have battled against armoring plans because the rock revetments often used in emergencies can worsen erosion and take up valuable beach space.

At times during higher tides, the ocean hits directly onto the tracks in areas of San Clemente, making some of the town’s beaches impassable. Commission staff said in a southern section, sand has eroded from 200 feet to less than 80 feet in fewer than 10 years.

OCTA CEO Darrell Johnson said the erosion and bluff failures in San Clemente have caused more than 12 months of emergency rail closures since 2021.

“There’s economic impacts that are absolutely critical on the rail corridor,” he said.

The sand placement represents “a historic beach nourishment and an unprecedented investment by OCTA,”  Johnson said. “We think this is the single largest beach placement since the mid 1960s in this area. And the fact that the transportation authority is undertaking that, we also think is historic.”

Mitigation costs with the permit are an added $227 million, he said, over and above the $305 million in funding already secured. In addition to the $94 million to add sand, if it were later required that the seawall and riprap be removed, that would cost $105 million, and studying and monitoring the area is an added $28 million, he said.

“We do support the mitigation that addresses the project impacts and appreciate the commission staff’s hard work toward the conditions that protect our coastal resources,” he said, adding that OCTA wanted the permit to be 30 years – 20 years with two five-year check-ins – rather than the commission’s recommended 10-year lifespan that allows for two five-year extensions.

The $305 million in state and federal funding came with an expectation that long-term solutions were found, Johnson noted.

But those solutions shouldn’t come at the cost of public beaches, said several speakers.

“The question before the commission is not whether the railroad should be protected,” said Nathan Banta, tribal chairman for the Juaneño Band of Mission Indians, Acjachemen Nation. “It is whether that protection can be accomplished without continuing to sacrifice the very coastline that makes this region so important. Our children and grandchildren should not inherit a coastline where the beaches have disappeared because temporary decisions became permanent solutions.”

San Clement City Manager Andy Hall said he’s grateful for the inclusion of nearly 700,000 cubic yards of sand in the plan, but also said it is obvious that where rip rap has been dumped, sand has vanished.

“A once healthy beach is now gone and water routinely inundates the tracks,” Hall said.

Where sand and, even better, vegetated sand dunes, though not in the proposal here, thrive, ironically, that is where the tracks are best protected and under the least amount of threat, Hall said.

“I hope you will choose to do something notable that can be used as a model everywhere along the California coast,” he said. “I am convinced that everyone wants to do the right thing.”

Hall gave other suggestions, such as requiring camera technology that allowed for quicker recognition of sand loss and a ready supply of geobags that can help slow down wave force.

Most importantly, the definition of an emergency should be reevaluated, he said, not when tracks get damaged from the ocean, but when sand gets too narrow to protect the rocks.

Save Our Beaches founder Suzie Whitelaw showed slides that illustrated “flank erosion” scouring sand away to the north each time rocks were placed down since 2019.

Workers dump rocks along the railroad tracks as waves crash on the rip rap in south San Clemente, CA on September 16, 2021. (Photo by Paul Bersebach, Orange County Register/SCNG)

“So we’re gonna be back here talking to you again and again and again for the next 10 years, and you’re gonna be seeing more and more rock and seawall added to our beaches, unless you do one simple thing, which is require them to maintain a wide sandy beach in front of any armoring that they put in,” she argued.

Resident Lisa Gant and Save Our Beaches member called on the Coastal Commission to minimize the armoring footprint allowed on the beach.

“Require that they replenish that sand in a standardized schedule of monitoring and maintenance,” she said. “It is a buffer of sand that will protect their tracks and save our beach.”

Already, beaches in the area have been destroyed and are no longer a place she can enjoy with her grandkids, she said.

“The graveyard of sharp, dangerous rocks, piled high and wide, have not done the trick,” she said. “The power of that ocean has battered and tossed those huge boulders around like beach balls. It is no longer a pristine beach.”

The commission staff opted to not recommend required regular replenishment until they could learn more about how sand will move once it gets on the beach, if it will stick around, Huckelbridge said.

“We really need some time to study that,” she said. “So we give ourselves some time to study it with the intent of having more information for the next authorization term.”

Fifth District Supervisor Katrina Foley, also a member of the OCTA board, urged the commission to approve the permit, the quickest way to get sand on the beach with a dredger on the West Coast currently doing work in Oregon that can be in San Clemente by January.

“Sand on the beach is the solution. We all agree on that,” she said, noting hope for a dedicated dredger that can remain on the West Coast.

In a press release after the commission meeting, OCTA officials said the transportation authority is “reviewing” the conditions for the permit “and their implications for project implementation, long-term maintenance and funding, while continuing to responsibly manage transportation dollars and protect coastal resources.”

Huckelbridge noted that much of the rock revetment has already been placed down, but if the project wasn’t approved, what wouldn’t happen is the sand element. The beaches are critical, she said.

“They’re critical to our identities, our identity as Californians, to these communities, to their economies,” she said. “And it’s something we have to really put first and foremost in our minds.”

Commissioner Ray Jackson said it is important to “keep the ball moving forward,” even without a perfect solution.

“I don’t want to let perfection be the enemy of good; there is no easy answer,” he said. “Doing nothing while we hope things get better is never an option.”

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Braves Hire Former Angels GM Perry Minasian As Senior Adviser

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Braves Hire Former Angels GM Perry Minasian As Senior Adviser

Blue Jays issue a response to Anthony Santander’s controversial posts

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Blue Jays issue a response to Anthony Santander’s controversial posts
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Anthony Santander in his Blue Jays uniform
May 6, 2025; Anaheim, California, USA; Toronto Blue Jays right fielder Anthony Santander (25) hits a solo home run against the Los Angeles Angels during the eighth inning at Angel Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Gary A. Vasquez-Imagn Images

Anthony Santander’s controversial social media posts this week have drawn a response from his employer.

The Toronto Blue Jays outfielder Santander sparked some backlash with a pair of posts to his Instagram Story. Santander reacted to the news of Abdul El-Sayed’s election to a United States Senate seat in Michigan on Tuesday night by reposting two controversial reels (which Santander since appears to have deleted).

One reel was entitled, “America Voted for Sharia Last Night” and contained an image of El-Sayed on the banner. The other reel was entitled “Islam Is Not Peaceful.”

In the wake of Santander’s posts, the Blue Jays issued a statement on the matter on Thursday. “Baseball is for everyone, and the Jays have created an inclusive experience where all fans feel welcome at our ballpark,” a team spokesperson said. “Individual comments do not represent our organization’s values and beliefs.”

El-Sayed is a practicing Muslim. With his election victory on Tuesday night, he is set to become the first Muslim senator in United States history.

As for Santander, a former MLB All-Star, he did not play for the Blue Jays at all last season due to shoulder surgery. He also struggled in 2025 (his first season with Toronto) due to injuries and ineffectiveness and is still owed $52.1 million by the team over the next three seasons.

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Max Scherzer’s lockout plan at 42 — and if season 20 is in cards

— Jon Heyman | New York Post —
Max Scherzer’s lockout plan at 42 — and if season 20 is in cards
by Jon Heyman

Max Scherzer’s lockout plan at 42 — and if season 20 is in cards

— Jon Heyman | New York Post —
Max Scherzer’s lockout plan at 42 — and if season 20 is in cards
by Jon Heyman